HELLO , IM MHELL TAN AND I LOVE LOI SHUJUAN COS SHE'S SO CUTE . IVE BEEN SECRETLY IN LOVE W HER EVER SINCE SECONDARY SCHOOL DAYS .

MEOW , IF WORDS CLD EXPLAIN E LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU , I CLD WRITE A BOOK LONGER THAN HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF PHOENIX (AND OBVIOUSLY BECOME MORE FAMOUS THAN JK ROWLING) .

PLS ACCEPT MY LOVE FOR YOU MEL , AND WE CAN BECOME M SQUARED (YAY) .

Readers, shhh , this is a seKrEt .